I was talking to the mockingbird
He says you were the worst he's heard
Bob White, what'cha gonna swing tonight?
I was talking to the whipporwill
He says you've got a corny trill (eep! eep!)
Bob White, what'cha gonna swing tonight?
Even the owl
Threw in the towel
After you sang legato
And the flamingo
Hollered by jingo
"What a vibrato!"
There's a lot of talk about you, bub
And they're saying you're off the cob
Take it, Mr. B
Take it, follow me
Bob White
We're gonna break it up tonight
Bob!